Just For Laugh

My primary 1 kids...

Me: Gabriel, what do you do during weekends?
Gabriel: I go to the church and sing. I love to sing like a concert.
Me: Ok so what songs do you sing? Can you sing for me?
Gabriel paused very very long so I tried to help...
Me: Oh, is it the song that goes "Jesus loves me yes I know...."
Gabriel: No Miss Ho. That's baby song. I dun sing baby songs.
Me: -_-"""

PS: This is not a baby song! That is a song for children in Sunday school.

Me: Why are you not eating your Char Siew Bun?
(We catered food for them for first 2 weeks)
Sandeep: I dun like to eat this fruit. I've never eaten before this fruit.
Me: -_-"""

PS: Explained what that was and still he threw it away.

My colleague in chinese: 为设么你不吃？(Why are you not eating your food too?)
Aryton (It's read as A-ton): Because wo bu ai. (In a slang)
Colleague: huh?
Aryton: wo bu ai (I dun love)

PS: children these days dunno chinese.. they literally translate it from English.

Jia Min: When are you getting married?
Me: Why? Who said I'm getting married?
Jia Min: You have a ring!
Samantha: That means she's married already.
Jia Min: No! That's a proposal ring. Not a marriage ring. Means the bf propose and she must say yes then she can wear the proposal ring!
Me: Waaaaa.... how did you know about all these.. such a busybody...
Jia Min: So when are you going for honey moon?
Me: No time.
Jia Min: Just take leave la and go.

PS: they are growing up way too fast! Who taught them about proposal ring and marriage ring???