Just for Laugh

Scenario 1:
Irritating boy got on my nerves, pulled his shirt and threw him out of the class. Ignored him for about 2 to 3 days. Then during recess on a Friday.

Boy: Miss Ho, I'm sorry I made you angry. I will be good in your class now.
Me: (Stunned, dunno to laugh or what but maintain stern face)
Boy: I care for you. Can you care for me too?
Me: (Inside I was feeling ZZzzzZZ. Lolx.) Can you please behave yourself in future. I don't want to teach naughty children. Can you behave like the others?
Boy: Yes Miss Ho. I will listen to WHATEVER you say in future.

A week later... Back to square... Lolx

Scenario 2:

Their composition is really out of the world. Adults like us can never come out with such innocent contents. They are suppose to write about friendship.

Title: The two fishes

Two fishes live in the sea named Timsy and Handy.
Handy is very lazy. One day Timsy decided to visit grandmother.

Timsy: Handy, do you want to visit my grandmother?
Handy: No. I'm lazy.
Timsy: Ok. You wait in my house for me

But Handy was missing when Timsy came back so Handy went Timsy house to look for him

Handy: Timsy Timsy, why are you home? I saw in the news that the fisherman is coming. Let's swim away faster.
Timsy: No. I'm lazy.

So Handy swim away first. Timsy got caught in net.

Timsy: Help help! Please help me!
Handy is not sure whether to help because she is considering to help but she will still help.

Handy: Ok you wait. I go ask other animals to help you bring the fisherman to another side
Timsy: Ok. Thank you. We will be best friends.

They became best friend ever after.

LOLX

Scenario 3:

Title: Crocodile and Deer

Crocodile and deer lived in Amazon Forest. One day, crocodile was hungry and decided to eat deer. But when crocodile wanted to eat deer, he think about how painful it will be so he let deer go. One day, crocodile was trapped under a log and deer heard it.

Croc: Help! Help me!
Deer: You are a bad person. I saw you eating my cousins.
Croc: No. That is not me. I never eat them. It was my cousin that ate them!
Deer: You liar. If I help you now, can we be friends and you help me in future?
Croc: Ok.

And they became friends ever after.

Anyway, these are Primary 2 kids. I seriously dunno how to mark. Structuring of sentences are so lousy, plus all the spelling mistakes, tenses and punctuation! Gosh.

Scenario 4:

A few of them during recess: Miss Ho Miss Ho, we want Miss Rina back to class.
Me: Why? Miss Rina is not comign back. You all don't like Miss Ho?
Them: No, we like Miss Ho and Miss Rina. We don't like Mr Tan.
Me: Why not?
Them: Mr Tan is no good. So fierce. We want him to go away and want you and Miss Rina
Me: But Miss Ho is fierce too. Miss Ho shout at you all.
Them: No, Miss Ho is not fierce.
Me: -_-"""" ZZZzzzzz

I'm suppose to be fierce leh!!! Sigh!!!